you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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