she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So squirting runs in the family.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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