hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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