Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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