dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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