She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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