Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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