Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She bit a glass in half.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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