i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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