At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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