1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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