I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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