Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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