1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
My liver just had a heart attack.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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