We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
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