I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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