I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you would pick up someone in the library
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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