You work out of a Hotel?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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