His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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