Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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