Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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