Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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