Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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