I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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