Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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