thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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