let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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