four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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