Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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