Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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