three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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