You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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