I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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