it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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