I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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