it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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