i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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