So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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