I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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