you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i've created a new STD.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The struggles of a small town man whore
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