she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.