Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
the liver wants what the liver wants
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in