Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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