Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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