My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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