He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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