Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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