her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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