3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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