Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
how does that bad decision feel?
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