If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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