wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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