Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
my being single is dangerous.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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