I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My dick has a subreddit
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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