Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
