Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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