If that was your dad, he is hot
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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