He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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