your parents love me but you hate me
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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